The "Animal" at my dinning
table
It was a calm evening - the elements of weather were in their best moods - a cool breeze was blowing gently, occassionaly shifting the curtains in my dinning room. While bending the whistling pine trees close to my house; making them to produce some rythmic sounds.
The day was like any other day; with the usual hectic schedule that has become a norm in my daily activities. And i was hoping to retire to bed early after eating a meal i vowed to prepare by myself without patronising a restaurant or fast food (after all what a woman can do - a man can do better too). Though several efforts in the past has failed, but like Abraham Lincoln failure in
anything doesn't stop me from trying again and again until i succeed. So my buying
of a cookery book recently was (as i thought) an 'anecdote' to the challenges i face in
my kitchen.
But unfortunately for me, i was midway into the cooking of the
delicacy which i was reading directly from the cookery book, the book caught
fire as i mistakenly placed it close to the gas burner!
With the
cookery guide book burnt, i had no other choice but to 'finish' the cooking - after all i am a Nigerian and every Nigerian is ingenuous . As i 'summarily executed' the food items, i
quickly dished out some of the food into a glass plate and moved to the sitting
room which has a small demarcation for the dinning table and i was shocked at
the sight i beheld! - An Animal, calmly waiting at the dinning table
waiting to be served!
Though any
normal person would have reacted by screaming, but not me. I summoned courage
and walked close to the dinning table and said: "What's the meaning of
this? "who invited you to dinner?Get out!!"I uttered raising the metal
object that came handy. But the Animal remained there, unshaken. Just as my
mind began racing like the seconds - hands of a clock - as i remembered the
stories of witches and wizards. So i began speaking in tongues, binding and
casting. It was only then the animal opened it mouth revealing a set of brown -
dracula like teeth and uttered: "Just like the average Nigerian - very
religious" and i fainted!
On coming up
minutes later, i was further shocked to see that the food i have left in the
kitchen has been served on my dinning table with water and every other thing in place.
Summoning the courage of unknown
magnitude, i stood up and asked: "What are you? and why are you
here?" " Easy brother," the animal replied in a monotone voice.
"I am a friend of man as you know too well, so i wont harm to
you, with all due respect sir". said the Animal. As i opened my mouth to
talk, nothing came out as i seem to have lost my voice, just as the animal cut
in: "Sir, i've been observing you from a distance, just like i do on other
humans - you can as well call it stalking, and i've come to believe that your one of the best of humanity".
I
was further dumbfounded by this flattering remark by a mere 'Animal' but i
immediately countered: "But you're a mere 'animal, animals don't talk.
Unless your something else.." i said concerned; "Yes. i admit that i
am a mere animal - yet i am better than some of your fellow humans!". The animal stated with an air of conviction. It
took some minutes before the import of that statement was assimilated by me.
"You're
dreaming. You cant reverse nature. The creator has already made humans to be
higher and better than you and all other animals". I retorted. Just as a
the animal's face lit up in a contemptuous grin. " Sir, with all due
respect, listen to the following facts: Have you seen a lion killing a lion
before? no matter how savagely or hungry looking the lion might be? Of course the answer is no, lions do not kill lions despite being a 'beast' but compare
it with what have been happening in some parts of your country in recent years and fill in the void
yourself... or do i talk about the
happenings in Iraq, Syria, Libya, Somalia, Afghanistan among others. Sir, some humans are not
better than me an animal - so i'm qualified to eat this meal you prepared -
though i dont know how delicious it'll be considering the fact that your cookery
book got burnt before you finished". The animal stated and adjusted a
little on the seat for fear i might take offence at the last comments.
"You
are still dreaming. if you think you'll dine on the same table with me cos of
some misconceptions you barbor about humanity then better go to my backyard and hang
yourself on one of the trees. who are you to judge humanity? After all did you not
hear that to err is human and to forgive is divine..." "Yes, sir with
all due respect and sorry for cutting you shut. I know that humanity was
designed to fail cos of error, error and error again and they have failed. That
is why we in the animal world view most humans as being equal to us based on
their actions and inactions. To further buttress this - have you seen the video
clips of several killings by Boko Haram and ISIS? As well as the fighting in Ukraine?
Sir, that can never happen in our jungle - no leopard will kill a
fellow leopard that way, no monkey will do same, but the killings by Islamic terrorist shows
how beastly humanity has descended to.
Another one sir, recently, i closed my online accounts and discarded my ATM cards due to dubious characters and thieves who prowl through the internet seeking for whom to devour. The animal uttered amidst
a stammer.
"Enough of this trash you animal!"
As i rushed to the bedroom to get a killer weapon, the ANIMAL disappeared - though he wasn't really a wild Animal, but he was an Animal called Man!
(NB. The
recent events in around the world calls for sober reflection by
every person on planet earth. Humanity has missed it - And it is pertinent to
state that we did not negotiate with the creator during our procreation. As you
go to bed every nite just ask God to make you a blessing to your fellow humans.
More so look for someone today and make a smile cross that person's face by ur
act, no matter how simple).
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